Well, that didn’t take long. In the wake of the success of the movie “Cocaine Bear,” loosely based on an actual incident where a bear ate a lot of cocaine in Alabama, the studio Wild Eye Releasing has made a movie based on 3.2 tons of cocaine being found in the Pacific Ocean…”Cocaine Shark.”
The trailer has already been released, and the special effects and acting are about what you would expect from a movie called “Cocaine Shark.” It’s directed by Mark Polonia, who also directed “Amityville in Space.” The movie is set to release digitally and on DVD on July 7th.
These movie studios are REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas. "Hey, Fred...got any new ideas for a movie?" "Gee, boss...what if...a shark...snorted cocaine...in the Pacific Ocean?"
Here's the trailer, if you're so inclined...