Real mothers don't swear, do they?

What does mom really want for Mothers Day. She wants to say what she's been dying to say and just let loose with the prim and proper. Not. In the 53 years I've known my Mother, I don't ever recall her using any swear words in front of us. While she has raised her voice and been very mad at times, she is pretty Angelical when it comes to verbiage and adhering to the spoken word commandment. My brothers and sisters did plenty to make her blood boil. I of course was never bad. and  I'm sure there were times when we were not around and she and my father would have a discussion. He always had a few choice words, but not to the broad range we kids have picked up over the years. I found this video amusing and thought of my mother.